EXT. FOREST. AFTERNOON.
Handheld camera held by a teenage girl, black, short hair and striking cheekbones, facing her. There is a guy in the background who looks like her with a broader face and even shorter hair. Twins.
GWEN
Apparently my phone won’t work out here but the auto-upload button on this camera will, so for the next week, this will be my only connection to civilization.
HYATT
I’m civilization.
Gwen turns the camera on Hyatt.
GWEN
This is my brother Hyatt. Or, as he likes to be known, civilization.
HYATT
Shut up.
GWEN
Where’s Dad?
HYATT
Hell if I know.
The camera turns back to Gwen.
GWEN
I’m Gwen, by the way. Gwennyfer. Don’t ask. My dad–
HYATT
Our dad.
GWEN
Our dad is around here somewhere. For some reason that I still don’t understand, we’re going camping. Just me and Hyatt and Dad. Carla–our step-mom–is staying home. She doesn’t… do camping. Not that I really do camping. But whatever. I can survive in the forest for a few days.
HYATT
Even without your precious Tumblr?
GWEN
Shut up.
HYATT
Your OTPs going to survive without you?
GWEN
I don’t–shut up.
HYATT
You don’t shut up.
GWEN
Hyatt. Seriously. We’re going to be stuck out here with each other for too freaking long for you to be being this much of a dick already.
HYATT
It’s going to be like a week. And we live together.
GWEN
Yeah, but we don’t spend every waking moment together.
HYATT
Feels like it.
GWEN
Hardly.
HYATT
Go back to whining about camping.
GWEN
You go back to…being quiet.
HYATT
Nice comeback. Really snappy.
GWEN
Gah. Damn it. This is going to get really old, really fast.
HYATT
It’s camping. Not water-boarding. You’ll survive.
GWEN
I know. But seriously. Why are we doing this?
HYATT
Because Dad said so.
GWEN
Since when do you do everything that Dad does?
HYATT
Since he controls things like paying for our college.
GWEN
I’m getting a scholarship.
HYATT
Is it a full scholarship? No. So…yeah. Like I said.
GWEN
It’s not like he wouldn’t pay for our college if we didn’t go camping with him.
HYATT
I’m just trying to not piss him off.
GWEN
Whatever. This is still stupid.
HYATT
It’ll be a lot worse if you whine about it the entire time.
GWEN
I thought you told me to go back to whining about camping.
HYATT
Goddamn it, Gwen. I’m going to go…stare at trees or something. I’ll be back.
Camera points at Hyatt as he walks away.
GWEN
(Calling)
Don’t get lost.
HYATT
(Calling)
Screw you.
Camera turns back to Gwen.
GWEN
Well, this is going to be fun.
510A 